I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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