I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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