Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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