Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
