If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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