You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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