i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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