I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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