Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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