Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This house was built for laser tag.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Randomize
