It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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