Sry I called you an 8
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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