I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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