she was so not down for the gang bang
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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