You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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