Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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