it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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