Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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