You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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