We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
All I want is dick and wine.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
