that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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