Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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