So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
not ubering you a puppy
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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