hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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