The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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