i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I need a beard to bite.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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