It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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