how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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