In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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