Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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