Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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