I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
