dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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