it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
