Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
