I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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