Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
All the doctor said was why
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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