Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
