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(734): View more from Michigan

Pregnant stripper...not hot.

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(334): View more from Alabama

thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again

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Dibsssss

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(917): View more from New York City

will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?

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(941): View more from Florida

Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.

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(503): View more from Oregon

In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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(812): View more from Indiana

CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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(915): View more from Texas

I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call

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