so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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