I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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