So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just pee around me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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