I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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