I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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