i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He better not be in your backpack
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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