You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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