It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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