I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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