I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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