i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
