So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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