can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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