He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
