Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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