he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
please come you make the beer taste better
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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